Creepy COL Songs Continue: In House Selections All

COL is Center of Light (Author Omitted)


C-O-L is Center of Light,

Where Grandmaster's light shines bright,

Grandmaster, we thank you,

For all the many things you do.


C-O-L is our home,

Here we are never alone,

C-O-L is brother and sister hood,

At C-O-L we feel so good.


At C-O-L we are so free,

Learning love and loyality,

Discovering thruth and purity,

Sacrifice, patience and unity.


Please Grandmaster Tae Yun Kim

Please Grandmaster, take us in,

Please Grandmaster, let us stay,

We want to be here every day.



C-O-L is Center of Light,

Where Grandmaster's light shines bright,

C-O-L is where we want to be,

Now and all eternity.



You are an Angel (Author Omitted)


You've opened my eyes to a beautiful sight,

'Cause we're building a city, a City of Light!

Now we can take all the love that you give,

And teach thousands of people the freedom to live!



You are an angel. You truly are an angel,

An angel to me!

The moment has come and now we join hands.

Each breath that we take has a purpose, a plan.


You've shown me a vision of reality.

You've taught me a dream that now others can see!


You are an angel. You truly are an angel, an angel to me!

The city has started, I'm spreading my wings.

The clouds have all parted, I'm ready to sing,


'Cause the joy is inside me, I mist let is out,

I'm bursting with pride and I'm ready to shout!

You are an angel, and angel to me!



"My Heart is Open to Celebrate Joy" Words and Music by COL #2


Just think for a moment where each of us is from

When facing ourselves, we would always run

Some of us when left and others went right,

I know that my case...was a downhill flight.

My heart is open to celebrate joy

Ready to receive and ready to give


My heart is open to celebrate joy

Ready to receive and ready to give

I want to thank you for showing the way


I went through life, lost every day

Life had no meaning 'til you raised a hand


Now every second is ever so grand

My heart is open to celebrate joy

Ready to receive and ready to give

My heart it open to celebrate joy

Ready to receive and ready to give


My body is happy, my mind is free

Our spirits connected for eternity

I know the universe will never be the same

Thank you Grandmaster for showing the way


My heart is open to celebrate joy

Ready to receive and ready to give

My heart is open to celebrate joy

Ready to receive and ready to give



The Power of Love, sung to the tune of Corinthians, (author omitted)



A most powerful lesson that you teach

Involves an emotion I could not reach


This thing that you call Love, spelled L-O-V-E

Has so much more meaning than we Westerners see


You teach that Love is patient just like a cocoon

And Love is kind and gives lots of room

Love does not boast, it isn’t proud


Love is very humble, so I have found

It isn’t rude and does not focus on itself

Love cares about others and always wants to help


Love does not become angered very easily

You teach that expression is the key

It doesn’t record wrongs or hold a grudge

Love is always understanding, it does not judge


In evil ways, Love does not delight

But rejoices with the truth and with the light

It always protects, it always trusts

Love always hopes, it doesn’t lust


Love always perseveres through eternity

And now I’ve found the love inside of me

Love never fails, it is very real

The most tangible thing that I can feel



In a thousand years when everything is gone

Love will be around and will carry on


I said Grandmaster Tae Yun Kim, I’m learning so much

About Love and Life and Honor and Trust


I learn to focus my mind and to set moy goals

To be the best that I can and to constantly grow


Well, you’ve given me hope and a reason to live

I take chare of my life, I don’t just exist


Now you share your Love so willingly

And I honor all the Love that you’ve given to me


I said I thank you Hwe Ja Nim for teaching us

That the power of Life and be found in LOVE.

Posting some Cult Creepy Songs Poems from COL: Some Strange Ones

The ABC song (Author removed)


A is for the Ability that we all have to do

B is for the Body and Mind that joins us one from two

C is for the Conquering of our weaknesses and fears

D is for Determination that drives us through the years

E is for the Energy of Grandmaster Tae Yun Kim

F is for the Fear that we all have within

G is for Grandmaster, she’s the one who teaches us

H is for the Happiness which is contagious

I is for the I that I want to find in me

J is for the Jung SuWon warrior that you see

K is for Kindness that we all want to share

L is for the Love that we spread everywhere

M is for the Master, Silent inside

N is for the Now, when we must live our lives

O is for Overcoming all that holds us back

P is for the Patience that I lack

Q is for the Quiet time when we meditate

R is for the Reality that our thoughts create

S is for Self Discovery, for finding out who I am

T is for the Trust that we have in you, ma’am

W is for the Wisdom when you teach and guide

X is for the eXcitement that you provide

Y is for the Yin and Yang that flows within my heart

Z may be the end, but really it’s just the start


Grandmaster (name removed), I want to thank you,

You’ve awakened my spirit, and my Silent Master, too.


You are the greatest teacher in this whole world,

And it all began when you were just a girl.


Now I have found my path an my purpose is clear,

To spread your light and wisdom to everyone far and near.


Well, there’s one more thing that I want to say,

Thank you Hwe Ja Jim for being here today! Word.



Inner Harmonies (author omitted)



I tried to go on reliving the past

Reusing old habits to make it all last


Never considering how much I had


Until that day, I didn’t truly feel glad.



Expecting to find a certain lost dream


I would just miss it, or so it would seem

Tell me Grandmaster, what does it mean?

Is the thing I’m missing right beside me?



Light through the trees comes from the sky

And sets in my mind like a warrior’s cry

The vision opens my eyes to the sight


For we can be one with Hwe Ja Nim’s light!



Having my spirituality bared

I find that you let the real me share


All of the love that is just out there


To witness the now and become aware!




Harmonies flow like the wind through the trees

All of the voices deep inside of me


Are connected together with unlimited Ki

They are the voices of serenity.




For every bit of emotional fluff


Living it might seem unfair and tough


Remember you are creative inside

And feel the Ki rythms that keep you alive



Once this decade is done with


There will be so much more to see


With Grandmaster as our teacher


We’ll have many anniversaries!



The Song of the Master Warriors, (author omitted)

Grandmaster will teach us to the way,

And we discover we’re one of a kind,

We honor the truth that you say,

And the serenity that we will find.


Each and everyone is wonderful,

And we and the life force are one,

Soon we can finally achieve our goals,

And join in the warriors run.


Your energy starts our souls singing,

Our thoughts create reality,

And we know we are just beginning,

To listen in good harmony.


We have goals and desires to say,

Our creative energy abounds,

That will set our hearts on fire today,

Making the glorious sounds.


Training and learning to better ourselves,

We have the power to fulfill our dreams,

And knowing that all is soon to be well,

We take heart in what Grandmaster sees.


Grandmaster you taught us we can do,

We are peaceful, fulfilled and compete,

Learning that even with hard tasks to choose,

With patience and love we can be free.

Exclusive Only Found Here Former Part Time COL Student Speaks to Me!

Kit: Hello, I am Kitt.

Former COL: Pleased to meet you, if we're going by our stage names.

Kit: We are. You remember me.

Former COL: I do. You and your brothers and mother trained when I left.

Kitt: Can you confirm the existence of spin doctoring sites to stop former students from posting, and meetings about it?

Former COL: I can. I was in one of them. It was late 2006. You were there, but a teenager.

Kitt: I wasn't paying attention probably.

Former COL: Well, you didn't have to be. What are you now, in college? It has been a long time. Anyway, let's just get to the gritty stuff.

Kitt: Yes, off and on, in college. Married. You aren't. So, I have some questions. Some of the former COL claim that there was an incident in 1997 about the the men being threatened by Kim in a private meeting if they did not stop being horny. Can you confirm this story?

Former COL: That happened. I wasn't there, but I heard about it. She was 'testing them' for some reason. Sounded to me like a trap.

Kitt: Yes. Years ago there was a boy who was blamed for leaving out a garden claw on a road that popped a tire of Kim's car. Were you there?

Former COL: I was there. It was not that student. Clumsy instructor did it.

Kitt: Is there anything to the anklets on the leg if you fall asleep in COL house?

Former COL: Yep! But they stopped doing that after Mary kicked one of them in the face. Around 2017.

Kitt: You're telling me COL still had business as of two years ago?

Former COL:  They have not stopped. Misinformation is out there, fake news, but mostly they don't ley you former little ones post on the net at all, for fear they're going to immediately be found out.

Kitt: Did Kim have an affair and try to cover it up by firing the man from his job at her company, and suing him?

Former COL: Yes, but let's not name anyone. She was shacking up with one of her black belts for years. This is disgusting. I didn't really know about it until I read about it on a web site. After others covered it, I contacted the man, who is no longer training, and he told me it was true, and didn't want to discuss it. I got a link to his ex's web site, Cultmember, but now it is gone.

Kitt: That is how you found me, partly.

Former COL: Yes. Your CultSlayerUs was informative. I liked the poetry. They even had reviews. It is probably not right to go by the route you all did, but you did it.

Kitt: A rumor circulated that some of the insider students had children illegitimately while on the retreats. Is that so?

Former COL: I don't know if anyone was DNA tested but there was on occasion 'ten sneaking' going on back in the day. One or more juniors got busted, but never any black belts. No, I am not your Father.

Kitt: Whew, that's a relief, but say it like Star Wars! No, that's impossible!

Former COL: Ha! I never got caught.

Kitt: Gross. Anyway, kidding aside, how many instructors were told what relationships they could have while in COL?

Former COL: All of them. Not one of us was to do anything without Kim's blessing, as she called it, or consent.

Kitt: Why did you go back?

Former COL: I was curious. They have a part time thing now, and can have people check them out, to see if they're really legit. Play it like a country club or special training club,. It's a cult.

Kitt: Have you had any contact with the persons known as Kitty Ki?

Former COL: Once. I was walking up the street and there one of them was. Said hello to me. I nodded back. We exchanged nothing.

Kitt: Are they still after the former student blogs?

Former COL: Not so much. They lost interest. Now people like those on Bullshido are ghosts. They asked me to find some contacts, but I joust could not. It's not like there is a cabal.

Kitt: Would you say we won?

Former COL: If it's a contest, hands down, smack down, done, tapped out, and all that.

Kitt: I see. That's good. Anything on Lighthouse?

Former COL: Nothing new. They're at Medford but are still trying to get rid of some property. Most of the school staff went up there. The school here is a ghost town.

Kitt: Were people with initials AES and SK and MBF and SS running something called Komodo Dragon or Frog and Scorpion to find us exers?

Former COL: SAK and TS were mainly running that under Kim's nose. She didn't directly deal with online people and issues. She had the links, but all of your OKD site is you guys.

Kitt: Did any of their plans work? Were we silenced?

Former COL: Nope.

Kitt: This was interesting. But did you know anyone called AB posting about Kim?

Former COL: Yes, but he is not here. He would not post.

Kitt: Seemed like he was in 2010 or so, but he stopped because his mother closed down the page.

Edited for content correction and more of the interview follows. 

Former COL: I know some of my background chas to remain unclear, but I returned after leaving post 2007, was part of the 2011 demo thing, and was there at that 2017 testing they heavily edited. It had actually been done in 2016.

We have omitted mention of the watchdog, as he no longer trains.

Kitt: That matches what we found on him, so he's not a good source anymore. Out of the loop too long. So you did know him.

Former COL: Yes I did. Not anymore. I haven't seen much of him in years. He's not important to this. Stick to Kim.

Kitt: But we've got noting new on Kim,

Former COL: Oh it's out there. It's just really boring.

Kitt: I will check that out. Thanks.

Former COL: Don't mention it.

Kitt: Brought to you by our former mole at the academy. Heh.

Former COL: One of them. Kim didn't find us all, nor did we work together really. It wasn't like there was a conscious effort or a staff meeting one day, and we all decided let's turn on the academy we trained at. It wasn't like that at all. It was gradual. Independently we decided some of us ought to leave, and did. Unlike in the past though, I left without anyone protesting, or any special begging session, or any idle threats. I know of at least a few in the old days who left but were briefly back in because Kim did something to them, and made them come back. I didn't play that, so they never did that to me. They could tell I wasn't going to take that noise.

Kitt: You're talking about JO, aren't you? KW, AG, and the like?

Former COL: Yeah, that's a few of them. JO especially was hounded by the cult, let's say.

Kitt: Might I ask, how come you could recall the 1990s and the car incident, and others, and also the middle 2000s, and they will say, you could not have?

Former COL: I kept coming back, three times. Why? Self torture maybe. No, I needed the exercise. The drama, not so much.

Kitt: Did you know of my Mom and family?

Former COL: Yes, but it took a while to figure out what names you changed to. When I did, I was like, holy cow, it must be you. I am your mother's age. We destroyed a pie in the kitchen once. Ha.

Kitt: Oh, you must be JSW student!

Former COL: That was my Bullshido name. Yep. They will deny it, pretend I wasn't there, when I was, but I waited until now to come and comment.

Kitt: What of those awards in 2018 Kim got? Still paid for by students?

Former COL: You are right. Paid for by the students. And as for your Mom's discovery of her 'new book' you found, it's her old book with a new cover. Not as fake as her self promoting awards, but old news nonetheless. The awards are always fake, dearest. And I literally laughed out loud at 'beselling author quotes' on their Amazon page! No way in man's perdition did anyone ever say those lines about her book. Come on. Seven Steps did not make any best seller's list, unless you count the fake ones she bought into herself. I know, I helped buy her a spot in a high end magazine.

Kitt: I was told by another exer 'she looks good on paper'. Is it true?

Former COL: Yes, she does. But never question her about that, or even her master, as she will be defensive. Heh.

Kitt: Did you help her put up her wiki page?

Former COL: Unfortunately yes.

Kitt: Wow. So did she sell the mansion yet?

Former COL: It's still up for sale, but she trashed the grounds, or someone did for her, and it's not going to sell. He clumsy people did something similar at San Jose years ago, and they practically had to tear it all down and start over.

Kitt: That was in 2007 the first time you left?

Former COL: Yeah. I don't want to give you too much, as COL will figure out where I went, who I am, and the like. So let's keep it brief.

Kitt: Okay, is the Howard Johnson's story fake?

Former COL: Completely fake news. Never happened. Nor did she ever work as a teacher at a school there, like she bragged about the 'F you I love America'. That never happened. She was also never the head coach for the women's pre world games for Korea, on the old video. She was only a spotter or ref. That and her doctorate is honorary. You know all that from KW and them though.

Kitt: Who was LWSmed?

Former COL: RC. She's out.

Kitt: Is it ture that the 'legendary masters' event in 2011 was a disaster where she had to emply fake students to fill the demo?

Former COL: Yeah, hah, not only that, to fill the bleachers. We ticked off so many former students with our calls, nobody showed up, I mean nobody. We had like 34 people there! It was the most pathetic testing event ever, which is no wonder video of it never surfaced. I'd dare say it's second only to Romacercise.

Kitt: Oh God! I heard legends about that. I was little when it happened.

Former COL: Your Mom can tell you stories, as neither of our partners for that were remotely interested! Good thing because the feeling was mutual! Kid, never date a self absorbed computer engineer. I'm telling you. This is this. That is that. Boring!

Kitt: This is stuff we already know. Your telling me changes nothing. 

Former COL: I'll have to dig up some new stuff and sen you links. I'll do that. Got to go though.

Kitt: Just so you know, I was not Hello.

Former COL: I know. But you knew her, and Hyeongsa.

Kitt: I did. Funnty they can't figure it out. Ha.

Former COL: That's what you get for borrowing your name from an anime. Peace out, kid.

Kitt: Ha.

Ki Energy is Debunked Myth

All humans have souls, and all humans are and can be energetic, but this does not mean you have a mythical superpower that can make energy balls out of your hands like a cartoon anime hamster!

That light you saw staring at a candle, or those floating things, or that odd glow on some things, it is all in your eyes. It is not an aura.

The guru is not a ki energy master, because he or she made it up to pretend to have mythical powers like a super ninja.

Anyone can think and visualize something, and do it. This does not mean you are a space ninja.

Do not look into the sun, ever. If someone tells you to stare at the sun, he is an idiot.

Your guru does not have powers and cannot knock down opponents with his dragon ninja balls, although balls are exceptionally funny in this context, and ironic considering the old guru was a woman. Mostly the men trained us though. But the women could be more deadly than the men.

Do not mess with those ninja ki energy hand pushes, or do, because it's staged.

Breaking a bottle bottom out is a parlor trick. Ki up all you like.

Tiny guru dude knocks down 200 lb dude, but only staged.

For a fee you can learn about ki energy.

Do not join a cult. They sometimes use that mythical power of suggestion and make people give them a lot of money.

I did not say I would not publish something, just not directly, about the ahem cult.