The False Nobel archive April 2012

The False Nobel, April 2012 Archive

Edited

First of all, let the feces hit the fan where it may. Sarah Kim is a liar and a fake. She has a fake name. She posts for a fake award and claims her master deserves a Nobel Prize? Ah, that is bull. The Nobel Prize only goes to public figures who have demonstrated major accomplishments in humanitarian efforts.

No matter how much they hype Jung SuWon and their beloved honorary doctor, Tae Yun Kim, she is not up for that honor. She never will be. She hasn’t the clout even of Ernie Reyes Jr. or Chuck Norris, or even most major politicians. She’s small potatoes.

Tae Yun at most in her prime in the 1990s made millions, (allegedly through her rich students and their help), had a small cable access TV show, a local Bay Area business or two, a martial arts school and a small computer company that is not even public. Really, a Nobel for sure! She may have met Korean leaders and had some status as a public figure between the years 1990 and 2004, but when she left Milpitas she really hasn’t done much.

All of what we have found is online so it’s not like we are lying. We’re just giving you the true accomplishments.

She got a bunch of Korean leaders to promote her to great grandmaster and give her an honorary doctorate in communications, even though she claims she is a doctor, and there is technically no ‘great grandmaster’ in the martial arts anywhere. It’s not that she’s the first. It’s that the rank does not exist.

Admittedly she is charismatic and has a few core followers who put up all her PR and they really are about 20 people.

Lighthouse can be said to be a small company but not of the 100 most top growing companies. Buying a building means nothing if they can’t man it. They have at most 1,000 employees all and it would take all of them to fill the new space.

As of 2012, more than 5,000 students have trained at her academy. She so much as claims this. The problem is in the numbers. They still aren’t training. At most, the current student body of Jung SuWon in Fremont is 56. Not 500, not even 60. Her core leaders make up many of these student leaders. So if she has 20 men and women instructors on the floor, literally a third of the class is instructor staff.

So this Tae Yun  who has an honorary doctorate from a Korean school, which is true, is somehow the second coming and has a vast army of followers, thousands even, who are going to vouch for her in getting her another award. I do say we laugh at this.

Oh and other sites indicate most of her awards are entirely self appointed, or her students paid for them, or politicians did.

Also there is tale of doctored photos of Tae Yun Kim with politicians like Hillary Clinton, George Bush and Arnold Shwarzennegger. I suppose their PR people would just love to hear about that. Maybe if you want a prize someone could be dropping Hilary Clinton’s office a line about the doctored Hilary photo. I’m sure she will find it very interesting.  And the Nobel committee also. But have no fear, Sarah. They will ignore such a gesture. Your leader is not all that important.

And we’ve learned how you made your master look good, or how she did, by helping out in poor person’s shelters and not sitting among the needy. Charming. Sure some of you cooked for them.

And you’ve all committed fraud to your former students. Fortunately we are not.

And that rumor about your master and how she defrauded the ACS and pretended to have cancer. That is really, really offensive it proven. We’re still looking into that. Be assured we will do a thorough job and will report our findings. To the Nobel committee.

You, Sarah, had to bring up sexual relations on the site. So let’s set the record a bit. We won’t even go into your master’s marriage to Art Fontaine, a man who lied and claimed to be a secret agent, according to him.

Also we heard, and read, that your master allegedly liked  your active students for sexual relations, embarrassing them in class in front of children, and some of them were teenage children. Ironically you allegedly were involved in sexual relations with students over the years and at least one led to an annulment and another some kind of harassment charge that was dropped. The court records were very interesting! The Nobel committee will review.   

Also your alleged inner circle has two or three marriages you sanctioned, allegedly destroying the lives of families. If this is proven, you are not going to be qualified for the Nobel. No elicit affairs for you. Be assured, they will check.

Don’t worry, you’re sure to win something. In fact, we shall bestow on your leader a prize tonight. The Nihilist of the Year Award,. Use it proudly.

All sources are from sites pertaining to the background of various Tae Yun Kim companies and such.

So a word of advice, Sarah smile, do not claim your master deserves a Nobel. You are in a cult. A minor, little cult.

*We are not affiliated with any student of Jung SuWon or former Lighthouse person.