Wednesday, February 19, 2025

Cult Utterly Finshed by Former Student Bloggers

 COL is gone. Kitt cannot take all the credit. It was a group effort, even if disconnected and unrelated. 

No, my ex was not posting on Bullshido and never was. 

The court case was not dismissed with prejudice, it was never completed. In 2008, when we were all dragged into chambers, the defense team and the judge decided to throw out the case whole cloth. 

We all got a nice long lecture about wasting the civil court's time, and the county's time, for bringing up false allegations against each party. 

Naturally, the prosecution was on the defensive and claimed AG owned TYK money for alleged irreconcilable differences in their marriage. All they had really. No dramatic counter suit from me. I did nothing of the sort. That was all TYK. I wasn't even asked to stand.

The 'trail' never took place. The records you found online were of a dismissed pre court case that never took place, but documents did list a case almost happened. It was indeed tossed out, in that courtroom back room that feature day in 2008.  

COL stopped posing on BS after 2008 and never updated, making the former students continue without news. 

Not going to entertain going into our other sites. No point in that. Sticking to the case. 

Contrary to RA's comments all over the boards, I did not have an affair with AG. TYK made that up. RA was never there. We did not share an apartment. He was the president of a company. He didn't need to share rent. She must think we were on a TV show. TYK does that too. I know. I was there. No apartment, no hanky panky.

Why would he share an apartment with me, or her? Makes no sense. Unless she confused me with someone else. 

Also if there was grounds in the case such as an affair, and it was real, don't you think they would have had a case? See, makes no sense. No, I had been divorced from her third in command. I want to sect that right. 

RA hung out with us, yes, but there was nothing going on between us. Maybe she just assumed we were living together because so much of our time was spent at the same low paying job working for the cult. Must be it. Give her the benefit of the doubt. 

No, there was no counter case for assault. That is ridiculous, even for TYK. We were in a martial arts school. We could not prove that training didn't make us have bruises, so nobody was going to counter with that. 

You cannot have a divorce case counter with a patent case. The two are different cases. TYK having lost the case, sued again for patent. Different case. Even though RA years ago yelled at KK for this online in posts, KK was right. The cases were not counter suits. They were unrelated. 

Also there is the matter that COL denies, TYK was not married to AG, not legally through the state. You cannot claim you have a marriage to get a divorce settlement if you never okayed it with the county and state. She just assumed she was legally married. 

At least mine had been legal. His was not. 

Furthermore, TYK had no business marrying a man half her age. That is gross. 

The threw out the case in 2008 because she was not married to him legally, and it was a waste of time. 

You YSN kids have your fun all these years later, but know that now there is no legal standing, only legendary posts.  

Also, do not pm RA or AG who have moved on. Leave them alone. 

I have no regrets now, only that the old channel I had with you is gone, and the copy is the only one left. Kitt. 

TYK is 79 now. This stuff all blew up in 2005, 20 years ago. She was 59 then. AG was 35. Gross.

Edited post from Kitt this morning. Posting here, not on my main sites. 

I am floored. Penny. 

Sent this to Jodie. 


 


Wednesday, January 8, 2025

Kate Q and A The Guru Stories

Was the Guru really all that poor growing up? 

No, she was not. That was made up for the movies. 

Did she really see a friend die before her eyes?

No, that was from a movie. 

When she was in LA once, did she really fend off attackers?

Not likely. She just freaked out and yelled. 

Was it her husband who was actually well off?

Yes, he was pretty well off. She owes the origins of the cult to him. 

When she was a child, did she really cleverly dump tea onto her suitors to show them?

No, she was a klutz and the story was made up to make her look good. 

Where did she get Frog and Scorpion?

American folk fables. 

Where did she get the caterpillar and cocoon opened too early story?

A popular TV show at the time called Kung Fu. 

Did she work at a Howard Johnson in Vermont?

Maybe, but she exaggerates this because it was a very, very brief time. No change HJ remembers her. 

Did she go from rags to riches?

No, she went from upper middle class socialite's daughter in Vermont to riches via the influence of her younger sibling and her relatives, who had money, and a restaurant. 

Was she lost during the war and hid behind some doors?

Maybe, but more likely she was abandoned, and went to look for her parents. This also bears a striking similarity to a then popular film where not only does this happen to a little Asian girl, but that she also sees someone die. 

What is the name of her Master who taught her Ki energy?

Her Uncle was named Kim. He taught her. Not so dramatic. 

So, where did the ki energy come from?

Chi is a common threat in martial arts movies of the 60s and 70s and she merely cribbed it. 

Was she a barmaid on an airbase in Korea?

Yes, she was, but not a stripper. She worked as a hostess and that is where she met her husband. 

Was her English really that bad if she sold cars in Vermont?

Her English is actually pretty good when she's not mugging for the camera. Yes, she sold cars. 

Did she had a kink for watching violent movies? Seems you guys went to a few of them?

Yes. She took the students to some horror and some violent movies, usually as a lesson, which she usually got wrong.

She loved the Joy Luck Club, but did anything in that really happen to her?

No. She did not have any of that happen. She would get into films and think she was in them.

Was the cult involved in a pyramid sales scam in the 1990s involving vitamins, hair products, cable TV, or real estate?

All of the above. The most infamous of this is In Design Nutritionals. 

Was her first book a best seller and what are the actual stats?

The Seven Steps to Inner Power was not an international best seller at all. Her 1990s book made approximately 2,400 in sales, mostly copies sold to students and their friends. The 'best seller' tag seems to come from a local bookstore in the San Jose area, not from any major publishing paper. It was a best seller at the book store. That's it. 

Did her two TV shows, Morning Planet and the other, ever air anywhere?

Public access and YouTube. 

Is it true that her school and the Ernie Reyes school collaborated on a film?

Yes, Three Ninjas. Some of the students are in the film as unpaid, unaccredited background extras.  

What is I Smell a Lemon really from?

Saturday Night Live circa 1987. She wasn't very original. She changed it into a master story, but it was just a joke. 

Where did Look and Die come from?

Comedies in the 1980s, and also from Fame, a drama movie musical. She thought she thought of it. Nope. I'll give her credit for flubbing the line to make it her own. In the song it's 'People will see me and die', or in the other, 'Look at me and die'. from the comedies, which is closer. 

How rich really is she?

Now, probably worth a few million. Not much more though. 

Is most of that jewelry from the videos fake?

A lot of it is. She loved the costume stuff. 

Did she really get a Stevie award before it even existed? How did she get a Susan Anthony? The same question for any award?

Easy answer, she paid people to give her awards. As for the Stevie, I cannot explain that other than someone messed up. It was some other lady in the 90s. 

Did she really marry and then angrily divorce one of her students in the mid 2000s over an affair and try to sue him?

Yes, she did. Ironically he never posted on the web sites about it. The exes however did. A lot.






Thursday, September 19, 2024

Jodie and Penny say ha lol

Hi, thanks for the Korean songs! Kan Sa ha me da. 

Also did you know Frog and Scorpion is not Korean? It's Aesop. 

So is Frog and Butter. 

Prof not interested in modern literature, but still might look at it Monday. Ha. 

Friend thinks it is likely Americanized Korean which is why it can't translate all of it in Google. Clearly your friend from the academy days used Google.

Yes, do not use Google as a source. 

Still hilarious. Thanks. Especially ironic since Kimmy is a dog person, not a cat person. 

Sa rang, Pen, Jodie, and the crew

 


Penny has a Korean friend laughing over these translations!

Hello, dear readers. It is a new year. Been a while. Apparently, one of my girls is taking language classes in college. She was like, hey, can you give me some Korean practice? I was like, you're taking Korean? Nah, Korean literature. But it would be funny because we used to train at you know where. So I was like, you know what would be fun? Translate some of Kim's folk songs sung to us in class! It's not easy to come by old COL and JSW songs, but fortunately we have an in! 

So I just happened to know a former student who would have the old books or something. I contacted him, and his friend, and both were there. He was like, I don't have any more audio tapes or the old books, but I do have an unpublished Jung SuWon songbook. 

I was like, oh heck really? I might have known you would have a copy! Can I get a printout? 

Did me one better. Sent me the copy and the Korean songs too! 

Joked about the divorce papers. Ha. I might have known he would rib us about that. You see, 10 years ago, we had fun with that one when COL sent us fake divorce papers. We were not married! 

So even though his girlfriend, er x, wrote a song, and even though his friend also wrote a few, it was okay since those were not to be used anyway. 

Well, we got the copy. It was hilarious. He and his friend had gone through and translated the Korean for us. Penny would not get any credit. It would be considered extra credit, if that existed in college, which it does not. 

It was still funny to read over the gibberish we had to chant in Korean in class. It's literally nonsense, from a short about a cat lover, to a rabbit school, to a money plan, wheras getting bank is what Kimmy liked best. 

Hope you are all doing well out there. 

Marie

Rainbow Wings second translation attempt

 

 

"Rainbow Wings" Lyrics by Grandmaster Tae Yun Kim

 

Joonim ae

Sarang ae

Joonim ae

Un chong ae

 

Joonim ae

Chook bok ae

Moo ji gae

Nal gae pyun ae

 

Joonim kae

Mon mon sae

Joonim kae

Mon mon sae

Na chan song du rim ni da

(repeat once)

 

Joonim ae

Gu won ae

Joonim ae

In nae ae

 

Joonim ae

Yong gwong ae

Moo ji gae

Nal gae pyun ae

 

Joonim kae

Halleluiah!

Na chan song du rim ni da

(repeat once)

 

Halleluiah

Joonim kae

 

Joonim ae

Hwi seng ae

Joonim ae

Yong suh ae

 

Joonim ae

An bo ae

Moo ji gae

Nal gae pyun ae

 

Joonim kae

Chan yang ham ni da

Na cha song du rim ni da

(Repeat once)

 

 

Translated into English again

 

Junim a.e.

love

Junim a.e.

Jong-ae Un

 

Junim a.e.

blessing

grasshopper

Wing Love

 

Cat owner

Monmonsae

Cat owner

Monmonsae

I'm singing my praises

(repeat once)

 

Junim a.e.

Goo Gu-ae

Junim a.e.

To my love

 

Junim a.e.

Yong Kwang-ae.

grasshopper

Wing Love

 

Cat owner

hallelujah!

I'm singing my praises

(repeat once)

 

hallelujah

Cat owner

 

Junim a.e.

Whisenae

Junim a.e.

Yong Soo-ae

 

Junim a.e.

baby

grasshopper

Wing Love

 

Cat owner

I praise you

I'm Nacha Song Durim.

(repeat once)

 

Hak Kyo Saint Duke School Rabbit breeds again

 

 

Hak Kyo (School)

Korean folk song

 

Hak kyo jong ee dang dang chin da,

Oh so ka bo jah,

Sun seng nim mee me nae suh,

Gi da ri shin sa.

 

San Tuki (Rabbit)

Korean folk song

 

San toki, toki ya,

Oh dae rul ga nu na,

Kang chun, kang chun dee myun suh,

Oh dae rul ga nu na.

 

Sa Ran Hae, Tang Shi Nul

Korean folk song

 

Sa rang hae, tang shi nul,

Chong ma lo, sa rang hae,

Tang she nee nae gya tul,

Doh nah gwan dwi ee yeh,

 

Hul man ah, nun mu rul,

Hul ahn nahn gee, mo run da ho,

 

Yeh, yeh, yeh,

Sa rang hae, tang she nul,

Chong ma lo, sa rang hae.

 

Yum Yum

Korean folk song

 

Ha Na Nim, a bo gee,

Kam sa hae you,

Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum,

Ma she sae yo.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Another translation into English

 

Hak Kyo (School)

Korean folk song

 

Your rights are still there,

Oh so you're lost,

Sun Seng Nim Mee Nae Suh,

Gi da ri shin sa.

 

St. Duke (Rabbit)

Korean folk song

 

San move, move ya,

Oh that rule of thumb,

Kang Chun, Kang Chun Dee Myun Suh,

Oh that's the rule.

 

Sa Ran Hae, The Only One

Korean folk song

 

The value is zero,

We don't know, we don't know,

Only she didn't come,

Doh nah wan two yes,

 

Hul man ah, nun mu rul,

If you don't, you run,

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

If value, only null,

Chong doesn't go, it's rang.

 

Yum Yum

Korean folk song

 

Ha Na Nim, she says,

Come on,

Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum,

But she said yes.

 

 

 

 

No Sae No Sae does not know

 

 

No Sae No Sae

Korean folk song

 

No sae, no sae, chul mo sa no sae,

Nul go ka ji myun, mun no nah ni,

Hah ah moo reun, ship ee rong ee oh,

Dal do ch ah myun un, ki oo nah ni rah, Hey!

 

Ul shi go jul she goo CHA CHA CHA (cha cha cha)

Chi wah ja cho koo nah CHA CHA CHA (cha cha cha)

Paran mang sang, hwa ryo chun mong,

Ah nee no gee nun mo ta ree ra,

CHA CHA CHA (cha cha cha)

CHA CHA CHA (cha cha cha)

CHA CHA CHA

 

Nah Yeh Go Hyang

Korean folk song

 

Nah yeh sal dan hyang eun,

Goat pi neun san san kohl,

Bok sun ah goat sal gul goat,

Ah ki chin dah lae.

 

Ool gut pul gut, goat dae gwol,

Cha ri in dong nae,

Gu so geh so nul don dae gwol,

Gu rib sup ni dah.

 

Another translation to English

 

Don't Know Don't Know

Korean folk song

 

I don't know, I don't know, let me know I don't know,

There is no moon, there is no moon,

Hah ah moo reun, ship this color oh,

Dal do ch ah myun un, who is not, Hey!

 

Ul she go jul she goo CHA CHA CHA (no cha cha)

Who said that CHA CHA CHA (no cha cha)

Your friend, you are my friend,

Ah doesn't eat what I laugh at,

NO NO NO (no no no)

NO NO NO (no no no)

NO NO NO

 

Well Yeh Go Hyang

Korean folk song

 

Well yeh sal and hyang eun,

Goat Pi Neu San San Kohl,

Bok Sun Ah Goat Sal Gul Goat,

Ah that chin is here.

 

Ool gut pull well, goat dies goat,

Cha says you're with him,

Gu so geh if there is nothing,

Gu rib soup already.